The Jägermeister Chair: song by Ray Pasnen

Lyrics:
How it begins. Sitting drinking Jäger at The Swizzle Inn.
A good night with a couple cool hotties feeling just right.
A little vodka, a little bit of rum
Always help to make the night feel a little bit more fun.
But when we want the party running at full throttle
we go into the freezer for the green glass bottle.
We might get loud but don't be scared...
we call it sitting in the Jägermeister chair.

Ring the bell, buy a round
Tell the band to make a little sound.
We'll get wild up on the table
when we drink from the bottle with the orange label.
Would you believe that I forget sometimes what we've done there?
It's only when my friends and I all set
in the Jägermeister chair.

Do me a favor, find me a place where the house wine is really Jaeger.
It makes it that much easier to love thy freaking neighbor.
Many times a Jäger-bomb can take the edge off of a day.
And make it much more interesting, those things you have to say.

Chorus

Bridge: This is the hunter's badge of glory
protect the land and preserve the quarry.
Hunt with honor as is your due
and through the beast, to God be true...
Chorus